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- So why do pilgrims pants keep falling lower? As their belt buckles take presctiption their hats!
- Why did they allow the poultry join this guitar rock band? While he had the drumsticks
- What did mom poultry tell her disobedient children? “If your father often see at this point you, he’d start in the gravy!”
- What did the mama poultry tell her naughty boy? In case your papa often see at this point you, he’d start in the gravy!
- Let’s say the Pilgrims shot a bobcat rather of the poultry? We’d eat pussy for Thanksgiving!
- If your man really wants to consume a poultry on Thanksgiving, exactly what does a poultry want? It really wants to hightail it.
- What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
- Are you going to from the poultry has got the most down? The outdoors Why did law enforcement arrest the poultry? They suspected it of fowl play
- What’s the important thing to some great Thanksgiving dinner? The poultry What did the poultry say prior to being roasted? Boy!
- I’m stuffed! What went down towards the Pilgrim who had been shot at by an Indian? He’d an arrow escape
- Exactly what does a British poultry tell another British poultry on Thanksgiving morning? To become or otherwise to become roasted, thatrrrs the true question.
- So why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? Simply because they never learned good table manners!
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Dude Decent: Funniest matchup was easily Osemele vs Hudson! Like if you agree that it is hilarious to watch serious tough guys laugh so hard.
Jacob Struckman: Dude Decent I couldnt breath after the red light joke
spongeyspikes09: he knew how to deliver a good joke and just seeing him celebrate the win makes it more funnier!
Pearce Flaherty: whoever you are have a nice day
PobsNaka: It's 11:51 pm right now, no joke, I'll enjoy the rest of it though
Jerry Lin: PobsNaka its 1.48pm now. Beat you
IEatPoo4Dinner 1: Can you do this with NBA players? LOVE YA GUYS
Hyungshin Kim: and baseball players
Johnny Hype: IEatPoo4Dinner 1, that's a great idea!
Jay OXO: Hayward and Gordon were the best. The look on their faces trying to tell their jokes first was amazing. I couldn't stop laughing myself.
Jàmio_bornreàdy: Jay OXO the only reason they kept smiling is because their teammates u can't keep a straight face with you're teammate
George Griffin: Super. It's great seeing big strong men, serious looking and intense, crack themselves up with silly jokes. I'm sharing this with my Fourth Grade class. Thanks.
Whistle Sports: Awesome!!!
Landon Meyer: We need more of this. How about some matchups like:\n\nPatrick Peterson vs Mike Wallace\nMike Daniels vs Jordy Nelson\nMarquette King vs Ezekiel Elliott\nRussell Wilson vs Brian Orakpo\nReshad Jones vs Deangelo Williams
Ruth Montesa: Landon Meyer another one is James Harrison vs Richard Sherman