Love that max : best thanksgiving jokes for children and grown-ups who’re still silly

We programmed a lot of these Thanksgiving jokes into Max’s iPad so he’ll have some fun stuff to see us. Enjoy! We do hope you and yours possess a cozy, fun, stuffing-filled, low-drama, no-meltdown kind of day.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Gladys who?

Gladys Thanksgiving, shouldn’t you be?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Harry who?

Harry up—I’m hungry!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Phillip who?

Phillip a large plate and dig in!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Emma who?

Emma pig and that i ate all of the mashed taters.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Esther who?

Esther anymore gravy?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Olive who?

Olive the stuffing too!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Aaron who?

Aaron you getting more stuffing?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Arthur who?

Arthur anymore sweet taters?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Normal Lee I do not eat that much!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Tamara who?

Tamara we’ll have leftovers!


Q: Why did the poultry mix the street?

A: The chicken required your day off.

Q: What seem will a turkey’s phone make?

A: Wing! Wing!

Q: How will you send a poultry with the publish office?

A: Bird Class Mail.

Q: Why did they allow the poultry join this guitar rock band?

A: While he had the drumsticks.

Q: What always comes in the finish of Thanksgiving?

A: The letter "g."

As well as for teenagers…

What sort of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth rock.

How can you create a poultry float?

2 scoops of ice-cream, root bear along with a poultry.

Why did law enforcement arrest the poultry?

They suspected fowl play.

When the Pilgrims were alive today, what can they be most well-known for?

How Old They Are.

And my personal favorite certainly one of all (insert any animal for just about any occasion):

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient poultry.

Impatient tur…



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