We programmed a lot of these Thanksgiving jokes into Max’s iPad so he’ll have some fun stuff to see us. Enjoy! We do hope you and yours possess a cozy, fun, stuffing-filled, low-drama, no-meltdown kind of day.
Gladys Thanksgiving, shouldn’t you be?
Harry up—I’m hungry!
Phillip a large plate and dig in!
Emma pig and that i ate all of the mashed taters.
Esther anymore gravy?
Olive the stuffing too!
Aaron you getting more stuffing?
Arthur anymore sweet taters?
Norma Lee who?
Normal Lee I do not eat that much!
Tamara we’ll have leftovers!
Q: Why did the poultry mix the street?
A: The chicken required your day off.
Q: What seem will a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: How will you send a poultry with the publish office?
A: Bird Class Mail.
Q: Why did they allow the poultry join this guitar rock band?
A: While he had the drumsticks.
Q: What always comes in the finish of Thanksgiving?
A: The letter "g."
As well as for teenagers…
What sort of music did the Pilgrims like?
How can you create a poultry float?
2 scoops of ice-cream, root bear along with a poultry.
Why did law enforcement arrest the poultry?
They suspected fowl play.
When the Pilgrims were alive today, what can they be most well-known for?
How Old They Are.
And my personal favorite certainly one of all (insert any animal for just about any occasion):
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
YO MAMA JOKES – Not for Kids
Yo Mama: 100 JOKES FOR KIDS – coming next week!!\n\n-Brody
Lois Buckley: luther carter Monica
tyriel lively: Derek Burgos thats lame
Earl Proselyte: Yo mama is SO STUPID, when someone said "Everest is the highest mountain in the world", she thought it was a place for WEED FARMING
Coolboy2310x // Gaming Videos & More: Yo Mama so hairy that when she went into the empire state building…a guard said "oh shit king kong is back"
newton723: spring traps brother2 hi
Carlos Gutierrez: to yo mama is so fat when she got in a monster truck it became a low rider
Garrett Christensen: #stolen
King Of Gaming: Your mom is so stupid she made Patrick Star feel like a genius from SpongeBob
Robyn Brown: dammmmm
ThatKing: I would make a yo mamma joke but shes too big to fit into one joke
Thebigblox429: DaRndmLmn stolen
KyogreDoesStuff: Yo mama so stupid, she hangs curtains on her pc because its windows!
Samuel Turner: you mama so stupid she thought highschool is for high kids
lisa'marie hampton: NO he changed it a little bit
TheUltimate EnderLord: Terrible.
Michelle Smith: when you say not for kids that makes the kids want to watch
unspeakable 360 girl: Michelle Smith im 10 im watching it i get everything
he my favorite nigga: your mama so ugly when she saw et she thought that was a reflection of her self
Yoder Yoder: he my favorite nigga o my god