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When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?"

The very first time they heard America sneeze!

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What’s blue and engrossed in down?

A poultry holding its breath!

What is the answer to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The poultry!

If April showers bring May flowers, exactly what do May flowers bring?


Exactly what do you receive whenever you mix a poultry having a centipede?

Plenty of drumsticks!

What can you call a dog squash?

Refer to it as anything you like- it will not hear you!

What did the player tell the eco-friendly pumpkin?

Why orange you orange?

Why did the poultry mix the street?

It had been the chicken’s break!

Once the Pilgrims arrived, where did they stand?

On their own ft!

Why did not the poultry eat dessert?

He was stuffed!

What cat discovered America?

Christofurry Columbus!

What is the best factor to place right into a pumpkin cake?

The teeth!

Why did they allow the poultry join this guitar rock band?

He’d the drumsticks!

What can you receive should you entered a poultry by having an octopus?

Eight feather dusters!

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What sort of vegetables do you want for Thanksgiving dinner?

Beets me!

What’s round, red, and wears a diaper?

An infant cranberry!

What smells the very best in a Thanksgiving dinner?

Onto your nose!

Why did the poultry take a seat on the tomahawk?

To hatchet.

Why did the Pilgrim consume a candle?

He wanted an easy snack!

What sort of music did the Pilgrims pay attention to?

Plymouth Rock!

So why do Turkeys gobble, gobble?

They never learned good table manners!


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