Thanksgiving day jokes and riddles at squigly’s playhouse

Q. What sort of music did the Pilgrims like?

A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. What went down once the poultry experienced a battle?

A. She got the stuffing bumped out of him!

Q. How come pilgrims pants always falling lower?

A. Their belts take presctiption their hats!

Q. What’s the easiest method to stuff a poultry?

A. Feed him all his favorite food!

Q. Where did Pilgrims land once they showed up in the usa?

A. On their own ft!

Q. Why did the player operate a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?

A. He wanted mashed taters.

Q. What can you receive should you entered a poultry by having an octopus?

A. Eight feather dusters!

Q. Can a poultry jump greater compared to Empire Condition building?

A. Yes. A structure can’t jump.

Q. Why did the taters turn red?

A. They saw the poultry dressing!

Q. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

A. The poultry, he’s already stuffed!

Q. Why can’t you are taking a poultry to church?

A. They’ve FOWL language.

Q. What can you receive should you entered a poultry by having an evil spirit?

A. A poultrygeist!

Q. Why was the poultry running over the road?

A. To escape the hunter!

Q. What seem will a space poultry make?

A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. Why did the poultry hurry his lunch?

A. While he would be a little gobbler!

Q. How did they give the poultry with the mail?

A. Bird Class.

Q. Exactly what do you receive whenever you mix a poultry by having an octopus?

A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so costly?

A. It’d 24 carrots.

Q. Why did law enforcement arrest the poultry?

A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

A. Within the dictionary.

Q. Why did the poultry mix the street?

A. Because Thanksgiving was closer than you think.

Q. Exactly what do you put on to Thanksgiving dinner?

A. A har- VEST.

Q. Why did the poultry stumble upon the street?

A. He wanted to escape Thanksgiving!

Q. When the Pilgrims were alive today, what can they be most well-known for?

A. How old they are!

Q. Why was the poultry banned in the corn field?

A. While he would gobble up!

Q. Why did the poultry mix the street?

A. It had been the chicken’s break!

Q. What’ the important thing to some great Thanksgiving dinner?

A. A poultry!

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, exactly what do May flowers bring?

A. Pilgrims.

Q. Are you going to from the poultry has got the most down?

A. The outdoors.

Q. What seem will a limping poultry make?

A. Wobble, wobble!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving poultry!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!


At the time before Thanksgiving there is a parrot who stated bad words a great deal. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot within the freezer. Following the owner had calmed lower she got the parrot from the freezer, the parrot nicely requested, "May I ask exactly what the poultry did?"

A girl was picking with the frozen turkeys in the supermarket but could not locate one large enough on her family. She requested a regular boy, "Do these turkeys have any bigger?"
"No, ma’am. They are dead."

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