Happy Thanksgiving to everybody around!
Let’s go and obtain some poultry –
Possibly a pound!
“Gobble, gobble, gobble,” shout the turkeys.
“Wouldn’t you want beef jerky?”
Beef Jerky and Mashed Taters
Now that might be a sight.
To pacify the turkeys
Let’s sleep around the idea tonight.
Poultry inside my House
Thanksgiving may be the day all of us eat and eat.
People eat a lot
They require help departing their seats.
You will find pies and cakes
All around the table –
A final minute treat
For individuals who’re able
After stuffing themselves
With poultry inside my house.
Thank you for Beer and Football
Based on my father,
Beer and football would be the reason
We ought to be glad
On Thanksgiving day.
You are able to tell a good deal
In regards to a man
From how he plays football
And just how he drinks beer.
“It’s the way you separate
The boys in the boys,”
States my rehab father.
Poultry inside a Can
Can there be this type of factor
As poultry inside a can?
If there’s, I’ll purchase it
No matter the manufacturer’s land.
As lengthy as it’s edible, I’ll dig in deep.
I can’ longer eat
My wife’s Thanksgiving meat.
Larger and larger
It’s actually are good –
Poultry and pork,
Macaroni and cheese, dressing and cranberry sauce,
Chocolate cake, pumpkin and potato cake.
Thanksgiving is only the beginning
And already, I’m getting larger and larger.
My jeans are saying I ought to skip Christmas.
Poetry by Natasha Niemi
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