HappyThanksGiving 
1. Dear Lord, we understand that recently, everything’s been altering too damn fast. And many types of situations are always exactly the same, even when we hate it — like shoveling the poultry and stuffing the snow.
– Home For that Holidays
2. Eat us! Hey, it’s Thanksgiving day. Eat us! We create a nice buffet. We lost the race with Player Erectile dysfunction. Eat us, ’cause we’re good and dead.
– Addams Family Values
3. Oh, I ought to be grateful for that wonderful fall we’ve been getting. I recall eventually I had been in the bus stop which awesome fall breeze came blowing from … Oh. And I’m also grateful for thongs.
– Buddies
4. Luke Danes: Shouldn’t we give thanks first?
Jess Mariano: Thank you for what?
Luke Danes: Well, that we’re not Indigenous Peoples who got their land stolen in return for smallpox infested blankets.
Lorelai: Amen.
– Gilmore Women
5. Nederlander: I told your mom I’d get you home for that holidays.
Doyle: I’ve plans.
Nederlander: You gonna stay here? Watch the football game on television? Create a poultry sandwich and hang up yourself within the toilet?
– Nederlander
6. The actual 5 o’clock each morning stuffing bread crumbs up a defunct bird’s butt.
– Roseanne
7. I can’t prepare a Thanksgiving meal. All I’m able to make is cold cereal and perhaps toast.
– Charlie Brown
8. It Wouldn’t Be Thanksgiving With No Little Emotional Scarring.
– Buddies
9. Once, there is this very day where everyone appeared to understand they needed each other…This eventually once they understood for several they couldn’t get it done alone.
– Bits of April
10. Happy Thanksgiving … It’s your use say Happy Thanksgiving back.
– You Have Mail
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