Twas the night time of Thanksgiving, however i just could not sleep,
I attempted counting backwards, I attempted counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned – the dark meat and white-colored,
However I fought against from the temptation wonderful my might.
I thrown and that i switched with sweet anticipation,
As the idea of a snack grew to become infatuation.
And So I raced towards the kitchen, flung open the doorway
And looked in the fridge, filled with goodies in abundance.
I gobbled up poultry and buttered taters,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomato plants.
I felt myself swelling so plump and thus round,
‘Til out of the blue, I rose off the floor.
I crashed with the ceiling, floating in to the sky
Having a mouthful of pudding and a number of cake.
However I were able to yell when i soared beyond the trees…
Happy eating to any or all! Pass the cranberries, please!
May your stuffing be tasty, may your poultry be plump,
May your taters & gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be scrumptious, may your pies go ahead and take prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay from your thighs.
With special because of the poet, C. J. Beaman for allowing us to talk about this poem on Inspiration Peak. CJ is definitely an artist, music performer and licensed Gourmet Raw Food Chef. Her web site is http://www.rawgourmetartista.com.
‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving | Presented by Captain Morgan & Jenna Marbles from JASH
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MyHarto: This happens to me every year.
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Oh You Know: My life…. except “Holly” doesn’t message me when I am at home laying in my bed thinking about her.
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