Top 30 thanksgiving jokes & funny quotes

Top 30 thanksgiving jokes & funny quotes time for you to

OMG, I gave thank you for everything yesterday, however it was the incorrect DAY.
– Steve Martin

Relatives Thanksgiving gatherings are just like hanging out with living, breathing forwarded emails.
– Erica [email protected]

The Pilgrims had amazing experience to invent Thanksgiving and football on the day that.
– Greg Tamblyn

Your Tofurkey Thanksgiving dinner is not cruelty-free so far as your visitors are worried.
– John Lyon [email protected]

Mom’s Thanksgiving diet tip: Never be a poultry and eat like this type of pig.
– Anonymous

Thanksgiving is really a time for you to count your benefits, one at a time, as each relative goes home.
– Melanie White-colored

Archeologists 10,000 years from now will believe it was a sacred feast where gravy motorboats were worshipped.
– Just Bill [email protected]

Sorry I overreacted whenever we both arrived at during the last bit of pecan cake. I had no clue a fork could penetrate to date right into a human forearm.
– John Lyon [email protected]

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes,
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I can not understand you, but individuals plates will not obvious themselves.
– David Goodman [email protected]

My spouse requested me how you can thaw a poultry? I stated It’s my job to just inform your mother a couple of jokes. In the event that does not work almost always there is alcohol.
– Geebet [email protected]

I can not wait not to consume the candied yams on Thanksgiving.
– Sara [email protected]_ashlynn

Exactly what do you call a brief video from Thanksgiving that keeps repeating? ThanksGIFing.
– Ellen DeGeneres [email protected]

My cooking is struggling my children thought Thanksgiving ended up being to commemorate Gem Harbor.
– Phyllis Diller

After Thanksgiving dinner men go to sleep because they’re filled with poultry women go to sleep because they’re exhausted.
– Melanie White-colored

Ever notice the way you never have sex on Thanksgiving? I believe it’s because all of the jackets take presctiption your bed.
– George Carlin


25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny


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Flor Gudino: Senpai iii

eleni g: Senpai cute

Handsome Squidward: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHe wiped his bum. \n

Thy Ho: Handsome Squidward iii

CallMeRandomGurl: *Doesn't Wipe*

Jacen Baker: if apple made a car would it have windows

Tyler Wolf: woody912a lmao

Enid Gonzalez: Why did the squirrel swim on his back\n\nTo keep his nuts dry HAHAhaha

Sean Cooke: Why am I watching this?

Zayne Corbitt: True

pizzagamer 888: why did a bank robber have a bath???? \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhe wanted to have a clean getaway

Enn Emm: pizzagamer 888 no .. that's so horrible why I'm laughing ��

Tyler Wolf: pizzagamer 888 lol

Zavenda Draper: Here's a joke,\n\n\n\nRead more

TheDBZKing Goku: Zavenda Draper you sly mother fucker lol I kept pressing and pressing and all that came up was the reply text button I was getting so salty

Michael R.: Zavenda Draper I also hate u

Ewanysu Lee: What's hard long and has "cum" in it?\n\n\nA CUCUMBER!

excal ibert2222222: There was once a happy family of cows. One day one of the kid cows asked the moomy (haha) cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Rose?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head". The next day a different kid cow asked the mommy cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Violet?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a violet petal fell on your head". A second later, another kid cow says, "AFJKHSDGUQOTUHSDOGIHSEGOIHEG". The mommy cow responded, "Shut up, cinderblock!".

Hunter ninja: I don't get it