HappyThanksGiving 
Hello. It’s Amanda. I am trying to possess a relaxing Thanksgiving break, and so i asked my close friend Existential Nihilist Poultry to reply to your advice. I heard everyone like him. He’s proficient at advice, although not just like me. Without further ado, here’s Ing with a few Publish-Thanksgiving Advice™.
Ing,
I’d a dope Thanksgiving-themed rager and there is Thanksgiving food everywhere. Like, really everywhere (I discovered a poultry wing behind my couch. wat.) What must i do?
Clean Dan having a Dirty House, College of Discomfort
Clean Dan/Dirty House
Honestly, just let it rest there until it rots and stinks your family room. Then, just re-locate. Don’t allow anybody know you are departing the area and why your home has the aroma of a 3-week old deer carcass. Life’s responsibilities are simply an excessive amount of, so just prevent them. Even simple things like clearing up your family room following a rager. xoxo Ing
Ing,
So my loved ones did not possess a racist conversation in the dining room table, but they are getting racist conversations literally otherwise. Help?
[no name, no college]
Dear [no name, no college],
Kill your loved ones much like y’all white-colored people wiped out mine and all sorts of individuals Indigenous Peoples. Also, nobody likes a racist. piece n blessins 3nT
Ing,
How can you experience cranberry sauce?
Curious Cassie, UNC
Cassie.
I fucking love cranberry sauce. Gives my meaningless poultry existence purpose. ttyl ing
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