Thanksgiving jokes 2016: 20 funny one-liners for children and grown ups to talk about while dining

Thanksgiving jokes 2016: 20 funny one-liners for children and grown ups to talk about while dining relatives you have not

Thanksgiving dinner does not need to be an uncomfortable time where you are made to make boring small talk to relatives you have not seen all year long. You are able to make new friends with a few holiday-themed jokes and obtain everybody laughing very quickly.

Need inspiration? Not a problem. Fall puns and something-liners abound on the web, and we have collected the best that will help you survive Thursday’s meal. Listed here are 20 Thanksgiving-themed jokes, copied from Boys’ Existence,, Jokes4Us and Enchanted Learning:

What is the most musical a part of a poultry?

The drumstick.

Why was the chef late to Thanksgiving?

He lost tabs on thyme.

Exactly what do you receive whenever you drop a pumpkin?


Exactly why is Thanksgiving so costly?

It calls for 24 carrots.

Are you going to of the poultry has got the most down?

The outdoors.

What in the event you put on to Thanksgiving dinner?

A har-vest.

What always comes in the finish of Thanksgiving?

The letter "g."

Why did the gum mix the street?

It had been stuck around the turkey’s feet!

Why did law enforcement arrest the poultry?

They suspected fowl play.

What went down once the poultry experienced a battle?

She got the stuffing bumped out of him.

If April showers bring May flowers, exactly what do May flowers bring?


Why did the Pilgrims’ pants keep falling lower?

As their belt buckles were on their own hats.

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)


(Waddle who?)

Waddle I actually do if you do not open the doorway?

What is a little poultry known as?

A cup.

What exactly are unhappy cranberries known as?


What is the best factor to place right into a pumpkin cake?

The teeth.

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler.

What did one fall leaf tell another?

I’m falling for you personally.

Why did the cranberries turn red?

Simply because they saw the poultry dressing.

Exactly what do Pilgrims call their buddies?



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