Funny thanksgiving poultry picture, jokes and tales

Beware the Poultry?

To gain access to a line from WC Fields: ‘Never use children, creatures, or

Thanksgiving turkeys’.

The above mentioned funny Thanksgiving picture marked the 61st anniversary from the National Thanksgiving

Poultry presentation. Live Thanksgiving turkeys happen to be given to

presidents because the times of Abe Lincoln subsequently. However, the present type of

the ceremony goes back to President Harry Truman in 1947.

Thanksgiving Poultry


A Minnesota man basted a 72-pound poultry to defeat his sister within their annual

brother or sister competition over who are able to prepare the greatest Thanksgiving bird. Wealthy Portnoy

roasted his enormous poultry in the 36-inch-wide, chef-calibre oven on

Thanksgiving Day-to top the greatest bird his sister had ever cooked by 25

pounds. Big turkeys really are a tradition within the Portnoy family. Wealthy Portnoy stated his

father cooked wild birds of 30 pounds years ago. This past year, Andra Portnoy

cooked a 47-pounder to accept lead after her brother could only look for a

37-pounder, despite the fact that he resides in the country’s top poultry-producing condition.

Thanksgiving Turkey Competition

This season, Wealthy Portnoy contacted the Minnesota Poultry Growers Association,

which helped him locate an 85-pound breeding tom that, at 59 days old, was near

the finish of their helpful existence. He bought the poultry for $30, [£58GBP] loaded the

live bird into the rear of the household’s vehicle and drove it to some processor, where

it had been made oven-ready at 72 pounds. Portnoy and the wife, Charlene, asked 26

individuals to Thursday’s feast. They were not sure the large old tom could be edible,

so Portnoy also cooked a 19-pound ‘backup turkey’ around the backyard grill.

Poultry Funnies

The poultry is really a funny bird
Its mind goes bobble-bobble
And all sorts of he

knows is simply one word…
And that’s gobble-gobble.


Mr Bean – Christmas Turkey


Raymond Mamianskum: "You got the turkey on?" LMAO!

Al W: Well, he has the turkey on…….. his head

Matthew Jackson: "look, Teddy, What's Santa Claus brought you?"

sarsafaty: "Got the turkey on?" :)))

Edem Mapper: ur a sexy turkey :D

Al W: Well, he has the turkey on…….. his head

FRANCK Olivier: Vraiment super

Biplov Shrestha: Damn it's too funny

krishu styles: If you love Mr bean, like this comment if like Mr bean, comment if you love Mr bean

Mustafa Austin Powers: Wat.

벛꽃소녀: 2:09

SuperGomez59: Mr Bean was his head in turkeys before it was cool, and I'm talking to you Joey from Friends

Krystal Rangel: That's a hugee turkeyy…

Berry China: never saw so big turkey. wonder how to find a big one. ha

sawkat ali: oh no the turkey is pregnet

diawara diarra: Se super 

Tash Kash: The sex jokes are strong with this one

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